This isn’t enough juniors and probationary firefights on a fire scene to repack this shit.
Anonymous said: I was having a nice conversation with a stranger. When he asked what I do for a living I told him I worked on an ambulance. He said "Oh, I bet that's stressful, that's like what I do working in a hotel" I really wanted to punch him in the face.
I don’t think anyone would have blamed you If you did.
My anaconda will consider it
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THE BEST WAY TO GO OUT: CONTINUING A RUNNING GAG.
can you imagine what would happen if arthur weasley discovered google
The Harry Potter books are set in the early 90’s. I bet that he discovered the Internet around 2000, and was captivated. He probably spent years getting the Ministry to adopt wi-fi, and now he spends his lunch breaks perusing Wikipedia. At home he has a state-of-the-art computer rig with like four massive monitors and he marathons “How It’s Made” on Netflix.
It’s quite simple actually. I’ll just give her a valentines day card and it’ll all fall into place
I mean … we’ll be naked.