madamebomb:

pr1nceshawn:

One time, when I was drunk…

THAT LAST ONE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH



policecars: “https://www.facebook.com/WeRideToProvide/posts/1004180339621724:0 ”

policecars:

https://www.facebook.com/WeRideToProvide/posts/1004180339621724:0





To the People who are like….

geekrebellion53:

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please keep in mind that THIS ^^^ is, sadly, not a proper representation. And that THIS ↧↧↧↧↧↧ is what is most likely to respond to your house fire. 

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and this….

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But no matter what shape, size or gender, we’ll all look just like THIS ˅˅˅˅˅˅˅

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and do THIS ˅˅˅˅˅˅˅˅˅˅ 

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To save THIS⇊ ⇊ ⇊ ⇊ ⇊ ⇊ All for YOU. 

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So please keep an open mind…. AND DON’T SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE…. Make us cookies instead. 




iswearimnotnaked: “im gonna get there and he’s gonna be like “i don’t know any of these people” ”

iswearimnotnaked:

im gonna get there and he’s gonna be like “i don’t know any of these people”



ben-c:

iswearimnotnaked:

i think bo burnham is my sugar daddy

ok but did he deliver




deadmancreepin:

Minitor fight at the hall



motok-wolf: “I HAS NO TAIL IM GONNA SHAKE MY WHOLE BODY INSTEAD”

motok-wolf:

I HAS NO TAIL IM GONNA SHAKE MY WHOLE BODY INSTEAD


12-gauge-rage:

operatingwithnugget:

Hidden in Plain Sight: A Comprehensive Guide to Concealing Your Firearm

How the hell did you get it into a balloon and a water bottle? :O